This is one if the funniest things I have read in a while. I have two former gang members and my sin still in Boy Scouts. I spent many years as a leader for both groups, the management is even harder on the leaders and patents. Great post!
gang (noun): a group of people which shares an identity and a common purpose; often know to fight against other groups with similar interests.
Have you ever tried to say “No,” to a gaggle of five-year-old girls, all of whom are dead set on winning first place in a bake sale competition?
If you were one of the few brave souls who stood up to the corrupt tactics of using seasonal treats to transform innocent girls into tyrannical, power hungry preteens, you probably did not live to tell the tale.
So we salute you, brave, dead soul, for your attempts to stand up to the most notorious gang in history: The Girl Scouts of America.
To the naked eye, a Girl Scout is a poster of all that is good in the universe: a volunteer at retirement centers, one who spends time picking up trash around local parks, earning badges…
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