Sometimes The Gift Bites Back

My recently married daughter and her husband have a habit of just picking up trinkets and t-shirts from gift shops when they are out tooling around in different places. Last night being no different, after a day spent in Old Town Spring, Texas going to shops and finally to dinner they returned knocking on the door to give me a surprise. Knowing I will try just about anything with some heat they believed they found the perfect gift for me.

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So now that you have looked at the picture I’m going to write out the label that can’t really be seen in it’s entirety. I warn you now that the language is quite colorful and might offend those of y’all who are sensitive to this kind of thing. But you know me, I like to share the things I find somewhat twisted and very interesting. The label reads as follows.

“We warned you. This is a seriously fuckin’ hot sauce. That’s right we said it — because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce is. I suppose we could have said “it’s like the fiery depths of Hell” or “that it’s ass-burning” and even “keep away from pets and small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas”, but that just seems so wordy. The sauce is hot as fuck! Succinct, to the point — no beating around the bush! Honesty is always the best policy, isn’t it? If this sauce burns intensely, don’t be afraid to let it out. Scream fuck at the top of your lungs. You’ll feel better. There is no better verbal therapy.”

Let me also include the short list of ingredients in case y’all can’t see them that great. They include habanero peppers, african oleoresin, scotch bonnet peppers, salt, onion, vegetable oil, acetic acid, garlic, and xanthan gum.

Here’s the big question y’all are begging to ask me, is it fucking hot? Not to deter from the awesome label and product description, but it was an average heat for a hot sauce. With that being said, I must admit I’m a bit jaded when it comes to heat. I grow, process, and consume a variety of insanely hot peppers down to the common pepper for flavoring bland food. What I really liked was it’s bold flavoring and the way it cinged my nose hair a bit when taking a deep sniff. However, for the rookies and amateurs it just might be a bit over the top. The average Joe might not want to toss the wings in this sauce and serve it up to family, I’m just saying.

My question to all of y’all out there would be, what do you find to be too fucking hot to consume?

M56 Tactical Incendiary Travel System

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M56 Tactical Incendiary Travel System

Designed as the ultimate tactical cigar case, the aluminum M56 is made in America, and features O-rings on both caps to insure nothing gets in, or out of your T.I.T.S.

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Keep your “Victory Stick” safe and sound at the bottom of your ruck, throw it in a flare pouch on your body armor, or keep a few in your “European Man Bag” as you navigate the concrete jungle.

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The M56 can be mounted to your Battle Mug (sold separately) with a 30mm scope ring (also sold separately) and used as a handle, or use it as a standalone device.

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Warning! Once people see the M56, they won’t be able to keep their hands off your T.I.T.S!

Buy M56 Tactical Incendiary Travel System (T.I.T.S) here!

Notice: The above information, links, and photos were borrowed from Guns.com without their permission, but done as a tribute to this fine product. The Sting Of The Scorpion Blog (T.S.O.T.S.B.) and I have no affiliation with this website, products, or brands, except for being a customer. Consider this free advertising from a very satisfied customer wanting to share with everyone. Your welcome everybody.

Personal note: I have personally purchased this and other items from Guns.com for myself and father and we have yet to be disappointed. So, if you have been searching for that special, unique gift, this just might be your ticket.

The Perfect MP3 Player For Music Lovers Like Me

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While hunting for a new MP3 player to help support my desire to have my music with me all the time I came across the “MP3 Player Creative” and I’m very disappointed that currently it is only a concept. I think part of what has me wanting one so badly is because supposedly it will be charged by a person’s pulse that is wearing the MP3 player. Unfortunately mankind will need to wait, from what I researched, until sometime in the year 2015 and is said that it will be sold for around $275.00. Just take my damn money already and give me one right now! I guess I will wait and meanwhile I will continue my hunt for a new MP3 player to hold me over until 2015.

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