Bitches don’t like to be stood up!

Now everyone knows that I like guest posts, y’all also know I don’t get many, but when I do I post them to share with all that will read them. It’s true, Holley @ Chasing Destino approached me about posting an interview that she believed would be appreciated by myself and all of the readers here. However, even in her disappointment and despair, we were provided her take on being stood up for an interview. Please enjoy! Then check her blog out.

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“The Suspense Is Killing Me!”

Can you believe I was stood up for a phone interview? I’ve been stood up twice this week by the same group – Twiztid. So you mean to tell me that of all the people on Twiztid’s tour bus that not one single person has a phone? I don’t buy it. Almost everyone on the planet has a phone.  Homeless people have phones. Six year old kids have phones.  But not Twiztid? No way.

I realize that I just have a small blog. I also realize that they have a busy schedule. But you know who else has a busy schedule? Me.  Three kids, work and a blog = busy. Not to mention that I could have been doing more interesting things with my boyfriend. He made some guacamole for me so I could keep up my strength while waiting. He also hasn’t stood me up yet, which is why he is still around. That and the guacamole.

For this interview, I rearranged my schedule so that I could be ready. Instead, I feel like I have been stood up for the prom or something.  I was totally ready to be shocked and scared. It seemed like a good time to start conquering my fear of men in masks.

And then my phone didn’t ring. And still hasn’t rung. No emails. No tweets.

Scorp Sting and I also made arrangements to post the interview on his blog as a guest post. So since that seems to have fallen through, I’m going to do this bit of ranting instead.

It just seems like a bad way to do business.

P.S. Bitches don’t like to be stood up. Just sayin’.

If y’all click the link y’all will see other great interviews. http://chasingdestino.com/destinos-interview-with/

Will You Have A Weekend Adventure?

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Attention! Attention! Attention!

The Weekend Is Coming!

Y’all will be seeing the routine of me promoting one of my favorite features here @ The Sting Of The Scorpion, we like to call it “The Magic Weekend”. If you are asking what The Magic Weekend is all about then just keep reading. Silently every Monday morning since I can remember I have played a game in my head while listening to all the stories the people are talking about around me. Typically all the stories fall into one or more of the following five categories of “Sex, Jail, Money, Blood, or Fame”. On a good Monday morning a story hits all five categories. I personally think it’s all bullshit unless you have pictures to back it up. A picture is worth a thousand words……..right? Which leads me to ask what kind of weekend everyone had? Sex, Jail, Money, Blood, or Fame? I will be updating The Sting Of The Scorpion as often as I can. Feel left-out? Want to share your stories about your weekend? E-Mail Me with your tantalizing stories and I will feature it all here. Be sure to include all your pictures because without pictures it’s probably all just bullshit.

The Sting Of The Scorpion

“Because Everything Else Just Bites!”

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An Open Letter To Whomever

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It has come to my attention within the last 24 hours that I made remarks which certain people on our planet have taken to be historically in bad taste. These people mistake my sarcasm as me just being a cold hearted bastard. I make light of many things in current times as well as in history but for some reason, that I am obviously to damn ignorant to comprehend, people find cause in pointing out WHY what was said was so wrong and offensive. I have the answer to why this happens and that answer is simple. I am who I am and you ate not me, you are not capable of knowing what I know, seeing what I see, or even grasping why I speak the way I do. I don’t offend people on purpose, people make the choice to get offended by what I say. Here’s the damn deal, I don’t give a shit. It goes well beyond this blog, it goes deeper than social media, and the big picture is something these people choose not to see. Its great that they can pin point focus on a tiny part but 99.99% of the time it is taken way out of context which really draws one attention away from how words were being used. Right now there are people wondering what in the unholy Fuck I am talking about, which is cool because we don’t all travel in the same social circles. If you know what I am referencing that is great and if you are not with the program that is great as well. All I ask is that one must remember that there are things and people and placed that I understand all to well and the way I choose to interact is my way, its not something I need permission to do. It doesn’t make a difference to me if people come here or interact with me. Its nice that y’all do but I don’t run off and cry when people leave me. Shit happens because that’s just fucking life. I will be the first to admit we ate different, and you should cherish that fact not be offended by that fact. But who am I to say, y’all are strong willed people and should already now this. I mentioned, when I started here on WP that I was being reborn, that I was back with a purpose this time, and will not cater to the pussies in the world who think that complaining enough will finally get me shut down. Should it offend me that you are offended? Nope, fuck you. My blog and what I say is not for everyone, hell its not actually for anyone, except those who have the stomach to go ahead and be amused with life and the people here on planet dirt. We, the people of planet Earth, are all fucked up in one way or another. I have yet to meet the perfect human and I am comfortable knowing that I never will. Its probably a stretch to ask people to have their own lives perfect before deciding mine is not, I will make it simple for you, I don’t live the perfect life in your eyes, but I do live a perfectly happy life in my own eyes. Luckily I gave up, many many years ago, trying to convince people that they are very different from each other. As a bonus, this decision to give up has given me a better opportunity to watch people make complete asses out of themselves while they try to get me and others to give a shit about there opinions.

In conclusion, I know I have opened the literal flood gates of hate and poison that certain people have coursing through their veins by merely having an oppositional opinion that may differ from their own. Yes, I am an asshole. Tell me something I don’t already know. But, y’all should know that generally I don’t pull out my asshole card unless provoked to do so. Some will argue, as the do regularly, that the mete existence of this blog and its contents will always provoke an I’ll response from just the right person at that right moment in time. At the end of the day we can all agree on one simple fact, each of us must take care of ourselves and our own sanity. We can’t all be sheeple and Fucktards now can we.

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