Resembling the artistry of some beautiful alien technology, the new Emperor 1510 workstation from Novelquest has the shape of a bad-ass scorpion. I was looking for something else and stumbled across this bad-ass chair @ dudeIwantthat.com and I have decided that I want it. Obviously I’m still unemployed so anyone wanting to take a hit for the team can feel free to hook me up! All text, information, and pictures were borrowed from the above mentioned website without permission, but damn, I just needed to share it.
The pinnacle of functionality and comfort and it looks like a scorpion! At nearly $6,000, the Emperor 1510 workstation may require a CEO-sized wallet for purchase, but given that owning one may actually make me want to work 120-hour weeks…or at least 20-hour weeks…which would still be 4 times more than the 5-hour weeks I currently log…I’d probably recoup my costs within…I don’t know, someone who’s good at math story problems figure out the specifics. It wouldn’t be very long and the initial investment would be worth it is my point. Because once I had the hybrid chair paid for, I would obviously redirect my efforts to contribute to the rat race to more important endeavors, such as using the Emperor as an aid and prop in becoming the next Dr. Claw.
In addition to its ergonomic design and all-inclusive, compact work space setup, the Emperor 1510 features:
All the gain without the pain. I wish the FDA would approve some sports drinks that combine acetaminophen with 5-hour energy (minus the caffeine, which causes liver damage when combined so I’ve read).
Did y’all know, consuming large amounts of caffeine while taking acetaminophen, one of the most widely used painkillers in the United States, could potentially cause liver damage because of the toxic interaction that could occur not only from drinking caffeinated beverages, but while taking the painkiller?
Goes to show y’all what some of us diabetics research in order to better our health due medication interaction. Plus, the older I get the more ass I am dragging and the more pains I get. Just food for thought.
While looking for something else, I came across this gem, I think I need one. Contigo’s Kangaroo Water Bottle doesn’t just hold your favorite drinks, but it has a built-in storage compartment for money, credit cards, and even keys.
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Designed as the ultimate tactical cigar case, the aluminum M56 is made in America, and features O-rings on both caps to insure nothing gets in, or out of your T.I.T.S.
Keep your “Victory Stick” safe and sound at the bottom of your ruck, throw it in a flare pouch on your body armor, or keep a few in your “European Man Bag” as you navigate the concrete jungle.
The M56 can be mounted to your Battle Mug (sold separately) with a 30mm scope ring (also sold separately) and used as a handle, or use it as a standalone device.
Warning! Once people see the M56, they won’t be able to keep their hands off your T.I.T.S!
Notice: The above information, links, and photos were borrowed from Guns.com without their permission, but done as a tribute to this fine product. The Sting Of The Scorpion Blog (T.S.O.T.S.B.) and I have no affiliation with this website, products, or brands, except for being a customer. Consider this free advertising from a very satisfied customer wanting to share with everyone. Your welcome everybody.
Personal note: I have personally purchased this and other items from Guns.com for myself and father and we have yet to be disappointed. So, if you have been searching for that special, unique gift, this just might be your ticket.