I’m Really Not Making This Shit Up

Every Sunday, for fun, I like to review the internet search terms which bring visitors to T.S.O.T.S.B., because some of them really humor me. How do the terms humor me? Just read along with me, these are screenshot captures from this morning, this one week, seven days worth, of the different search terms which lead people here. I wonder if 98% of them were disappointed because they were mislead to get here by their search terms. I could go and pick out a few I find interesting or even disturbing, but I will let y’all be the judge of what y’all search for daily. So, for fun, let’s review.

WTF Are Y’all Searching For To Get Here

On occasion I like to review what searches have lead people to my blog. It’s interesting in a way, people are looking for some pretty twisted shit while they are surfing cyberspace. Listed below is the searches for the past 7 days. Some of them I understand it leading people here, others are so extremely bizarre that I don’t understand the relationship between the search criteria and this blog. I gonna go out on a limb here and say there truly are some sick fucks out there on our little planet. I’m just saying, but feel free to look below at the list for yourselves.

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We Need To Talk About Search Terms

And we really need to talk about them now. Before you begin to think I was looking at my stats so I could stroke my own ego you need to realize you are dead wrong. Since what I was doing was looking at the internet search terms which lead people to The Sting Of The Scorpion blog because every once in a while I like to do a top ten search terms or the top ten weirdest search terms post. But this time I realized I was going to do more because y’all search the internet for some really fucked up shit. What’s even worse is the search terms that don’t get listed do to search providers privacy policy. After you see some of the sick shit I will show y’all momentarily below it leaves me wondering what the fuck is left to search for. I will warn you, there ate some shockers in the results. Anybody using wordpress can look at their own results, but do any of Y’all?

Now that you have seen these live screen captures, done today, is there something that I am missing somewhere? Would there something I am doing wrong here with this blog? Or do I just suffer from over-effective tagging on my posts? Should I be impressed or afraid that most of the search terms used show my blog as a search result? I mean, shit, people, there is some twisted shit to be looking for. Y’all only thought I was the one fucked up in the head. With terms like this displayed I cannot even begin to wonder what the 673 unknown search terms which are protected in the search engine policies. Maybe I just need to stop looking at what some viewers if this blog are searching for. Maybe later, now I am busy exploiting what I discovered for everyone out there who is reading this post. Let this be a lesson to everyone, your search history is recorded somewhere, sleep on that tonight. I may or may not be done with this topic, we’ll just have to see how it plays out from here.