We Need To Talk About Search Terms

And we really need to talk about them now. Before you begin to think I was looking at my stats so I could stroke my own ego you need to realize you are dead wrong. Since what I was doing was looking at the internet search terms which lead people to The Sting Of The Scorpion blog because every once in a while I like to do a top ten search terms or the top ten weirdest search terms post. But this time I realized I was going to do more because y’all search the internet for some really fucked up shit. What’s even worse is the search terms that don’t get listed do to search providers privacy policy. After you see some of the sick shit I will show y’all momentarily below it leaves me wondering what the fuck is left to search for. I will warn you, there ate some shockers in the results. Anybody using wordpress can look at their own results, but do any of Y’all?

Now that you have seen these live screen captures, done today, is there something that I am missing somewhere? Would there something I am doing wrong here with this blog? Or do I just suffer from over-effective tagging on my posts? Should I be impressed or afraid that most of the search terms used show my blog as a search result? I mean, shit, people, there is some twisted shit to be looking for. Y’all only thought I was the one fucked up in the head. With terms like this displayed I cannot even begin to wonder what the 673 unknown search terms which are protected in the search engine policies. Maybe I just need to stop looking at what some viewers if this blog are searching for. Maybe later, now I am busy exploiting what I discovered for everyone out there who is reading this post. Let this be a lesson to everyone, your search history is recorded somewhere, sleep on that tonight. I may or may not be done with this topic, we’ll just have to see how it plays out from here.