Ever Been In This Situation Before?

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying “ Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to strike up conversation in the men’s restroom so I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, “Doin’ just fine.”

And the other guy says “So what are you up to?”

What kind of question is that? At this point I’m thinking this is very bizarre so I say “Uhhh, doing the same as you I would guess.”

At this point I’m just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. “Can I come over?”

Okay, this question is just to weird for even me but I figured it wouldn’t hurt to remain polite and just end the conversation. I tell him “No………. I’m just a little busy right now.”

Then I hear this guy say, very nervously, ” Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There is an idiot in the next stall who keeps answering all my questions.”