I have written here before about my “secret” addiction to most things that involve the Oreo cookie. However, no matter the flavor or combination I have always, and I mean always, been a super big fan of the original Oreo. However, my mind was just changed permanently as I just tried the new “Limited Edition” White Fudge Covered Oreo. If you have not tried these cookies yet then you are missing pure bliss in your mouth. I recommend you stop whatever you are doing, stop reading this post, get in your car and do not stop until you are at the store. Enter that store with a mission and find the aisle with the cookies pictured and buy the ALL. Do not leave one package on the shelf, do not leave any for anyone, buy them all for yourself. You wont be disappointed I promise. Don’t like Oreo cookies? Too damn bad, go buy these cookies, take one bite, then return to the place of purchase and buy all the rest of the packages. Why? Let me explain a little bit about the laws of supply and demand. Since this is a limited edition cookie that means it won’t be for sale for very long. But, if we buy all the ones that are for sale right now then stores will notice the demand and request that more be produced and shipped out for sale. So, what in the hell are you still doing reading this post, go and get yourself these cookies. NOW! Then, come back here and report your enjoyment.
Now that you have returned from buying ALL the packages that were on the shelf you should be feeling pretty good about your accomplishment. You have now found out how fantastic these cookies really are for yourself. You are now patting yourself on the back for a job well done. Now we can sit back and wait for the next shipment of White Fudge Covered Oreo Cookies while we munch on our limited supply of White Fudge Covered Oreo Cookies. We better go to a different store and then a different one and then repeat. No, there is not a better way, my way is the best way! This is probably the most fanfuckingtastic cookie I have ever let cross my lips.
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