I got an email from Anne this morning recommending I offer my sensitive readers two things, first they need a little K-Y because their asses are getting sore and a kind message of encouragement to calm their nerves.
Personally, I think she has an excellent idea for the reader who is butt-hurt easily. However, in certain cases, as I reminded her in my reply, Gorilla Glue would be more helpful with the ones who choose to talk to much shit straight from their asses.