Phun With Punography

I tried to catch some fog but I mist.

When a chemist dies they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and can’t put it down.

I saw a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra…..

PMS jokes are never funny. Period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

The Energizer Bunny has been arrested. He was charged with battery.

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

Velcro is such a rip off.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer.

I’m glad I know sign language because it comes in handy.

I nearly lost my frog puppet recently, he tried to Kermit suicide.

Never trust an atom, they make up everything.